Romanticize The Villainy Part 1

The last thing someone wants to be is the bad guy in their own narrative. No one wakes up and is like "time to damn mankind all the hell for personal economic or emotional gain". Well most people don't. 

There are a handful of people who do wake up and say "I want to help people do better and succeed and have thriving wellness and all the financial gain" and these people may run for office and they may win and they may actually help. Cool, Jon may call them a good person,

There are a handful of people who do wake up and say  "I want to help people do better and succeed and have thriving wellness" and these people may run for office and they may win and they may actually help. Cool, Jon may call them a good person as well,

There are also a handful of people who do wake up and say  "I want to help people do better" and these people may run for office and they may win. Then they may pass a bill that will give you the death sentence for aborting a baby but the certainty of another miscarriage between you and your husband is enough to put you in a mental institution. Cool, Jon may call them a good person as well,

Wait, hold up, back track. This is not a pro-life/pro-choice sh*t post. And stop with the tweets, call your house representatives. You think going back and forth between Gunther's sister-in-law's auntie's uncle's nephew from Jesup, Georgia at 2 in the morning is helping anyone? Anyways, 

Jonny does believe there's 5-7% of the population that wake up and have the best intentions on saving the world and they have the means to do so. Where did I get these numbers? Not sure old white people fabricate all the time. But out of those 5-7% there are 0.5% Who aren't just idiots like ol' JODY but they are cynical, crazy, disillusioned, pathetic, apathetic. Well they suck,

Well people celebrate them i.e. Donald Trump and Thanos. I've had probably hundreds of conversations a piece where either me or friend are defending them. Because we think it is funny that a man with slightly-below average hands are destroying everything. And we think it is dope and brave for someone to kill half the universe to resources? 

Dang, this isn't how I wanted this post to turn out, I'll make a part two next week.

"New Magic Wand" by Tyler, The Creator creates the reality of what most people want in their lives, a magic wand, a bright suit, and 5 of their best friends jamming out