I was running,
running, running,
Through the forest,
forest, forest,
And it was pretty,
pretty, pretty,
But then I saw Horace,
Horace, Horace,
I love trail running. In college one of my preferred areas
to frolic around in was Bartram Forest. It is a network riddled with trails
right off US-441. Miles and miles of dirt, trees, rocks, and the occasional naked
hippy*. One of those areas where somebody could fall asleep in and wake up
unscathed.
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| Bartram Forest Entrance (GWS Gallery) |
But my favorite reason to run out in nature is when I get
into a certain elation. I catch a third wind**.
For background, second wind is what most people feel at a certain point of
distance running. When your body switches metabolic processes. This anaerobic
metabolism becomes that best friend at a bar who you only call when you want to
completely ruin your life for a couple of hours. But third wind. That’s when limbo presents itself to me. Time isn’t a priority
nor is my body exhaustion an issue nor do I care where I am going nor do I
realize where I am. Or who I am.
I just run.
Did I mention,
mention, mention,
That I stole from
Horace, Horace, Horace,
He was a troll, troll,
troll,
Who’s face was bleh,
bleh, bleh
Loblolly pines served as inebriated High Overseers. Always
physically imposing but essentially inept. My agenda had been clear that cloudy
morning. To take back a relic my possession from the nasty, horrid-looking,
disease-ridden, no nipple-having, mud-troll.
Once I mustered up my will, I crept up to a seemingly-lifeless
cobblestone bridge. Tiptoeing up to the unprotected item, I made an unnatural
noise and lunged for it. Once it pleased my fingertips, I fell backward. The
troll did not make one grunt, grumble, or mumble.
Then I left.
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| These pines were often burn to reduce hazardous fuels |
I wove in-between the burnt timber as though I was Thomas
Saint. My toes provided traceable footprints, but it would take the troll a
fortnight to catch me. That is if I were to stop moving. My bare feet trampled
over stones, acorns, pine combs, red clay, smoldering ashes. The calluses on my
feet were that thick to where I could have had a footbath at the crest of
Orodruin. One foot, two foot, big toe, small toe. Rain drops falling off the
tip of a leaf. Not on-beat but perpetual.
By the time the troll had consumed his late-morning brunch,
I was already grabbing a pint at The Green Dragon Inn.
By the time the troll figured out his relic was not with him
anymore, I was grabbing my fourth pint at The Green Dragon Inn.
648 kilometers
from where the troll got hit. And he
screamed out to the heavens, I mean he screamed
to where all the creatures and critters who had functional eardrums. My own ears caught his tone and along with the
black muck in his pupils. It was as though he was sitting in the stool right
next to me. Listen, he told me:
“You get back here you f*cking n*gger.”
My mind collapsed from my fugue state of strenuous activity.
I fell through the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th stages of limbo. My wireless
headphones were at 0%. Somebody woke me up.
There were three humans in the cab of a modded pick-up truck.
The trail route in Bartram I normally take had been washed out, so my bare-feet
had to hit the Vinson Highway pavement. Only for a few minutes. The action and
reaction only took a few seconds. I didn’t yell back or throw a rock at their
windshield. Maybe they were
unaccompanied minors attempting a prank or maybe
a white supremacist group or maybe some
of my college associates. Maybe I
could have even set myself up for an outdated slave joke since on occasion I
run without Asics. But maybe is for the indecisive.
Whatever the maybe was, I didn’t have time for it. I had 5Ks
to run.
I glanced back at that
troll, troll, troll,
Who called me a derogatory
term, term, term,
But I did not stop,
stop, stop
Because I was not done
running, running, running,
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*A story for a
different time.
**A third wind is a
term I made up to refer to a euphoric feeling. In this state, I imagine a
daydream sequence of me running in an imaginary environment. In for this fictional
setting, I’m a hobbit running through The Shire.
