Call it a little fear of thunder and lightning when I didn't jump off the top rope.
If I ever told you I don't give a duck, I probably give two ducks
I still owe my Uncle the $5
Still can't get right,
Still giving old ladies rides to HEB to get their Prilosec
I used to make brownies for my bullies
Because they needed a father figure,
And I've been in the basement with Big Tigger
After too many Bobcats casually whispered in my ear "n*gger"
When I came out to you, you responded with "faggot"
But I was hoping I needed to swab my ears out or you froze like lag switch,
She built like BBQ kettle chips, so I took her on a date to Sweet Yams
Took her to Dollar Tree and gave her the $20 and said you can get 19
They told me I could get my black card back after I develop HBP and stop gentrifying my cornbread
He said he's half-American, half- Italian, so I called him homemade olive oil mayonnaise
And vegan food is delicious, wait, wait, Noname Jonny said vegan food is delicious!
I told them check the science, them and Ted Cruz told me they would if they could
But they can't read...boycott the SATs and the GRE
New Girl is on the TV and I'm already on my second stout,
So Ima finna pass out
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